i wish i had one of these right now:
do you remember these? tin guns. you crank on the trigger and sparks fly out of the barrel. i want. it can be had here. or they could, but now this particular model is sold out.
one year, for christmas, i got my dad one of these:
fantastic! baking soda is what makes it go.
but my fantasy object right now… ugly dolls, but robotic ugly dolls! soft, plush robots you can snuggle up to. yes, that’s right, bobby. i found me a plush robot, and imma have one soon!
(they’re called Bunk Bots. i heart them.)